when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm always down for nudity.
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