D3 body, D1 cock
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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