they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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