this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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