Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
