btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
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how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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