i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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