And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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