well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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