Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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