Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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