What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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