the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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