thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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