idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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