dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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