I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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