Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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