I love black thongs
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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