So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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