she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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