I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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