that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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