Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Damn victory sex feels great
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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