went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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