On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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