If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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