they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
How's work?
Spinning.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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