he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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