I smell stomach acid.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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