I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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