He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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