i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Randomize
