My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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