Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter

(310): View more from California

Whats your twitter name

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(716): View more from New York

i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control

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(770): View more from Georgia

his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning

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(925): View more from California

I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker

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(618): View more from Illinois

I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.

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(210): View more from Texas

I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job

(917): View more from New York City

You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.

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(971): View more from Oregon

Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart

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