I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
soo... how was my night?
how does that bad decision feel?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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