THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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