Say something about gay babies.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i out mim tonsoeep
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