she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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