My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
