I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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