found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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