yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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Do I have a choice?
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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