i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
