Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Pants are for mortals
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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