The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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