Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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