Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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