I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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