The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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