Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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