She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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