I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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