I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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