out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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