Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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