I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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