ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
