just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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