i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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