How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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